Put me in a special school
'Cos I am such a fool and I don't need
A single book To teach me how to read
Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks
And I will learn by studying The lesson in my dreams
Turn off the TV 'Cos that's what others see
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
They only sicken me don't let me play football
I'll sack the quarterback and jack da brother of the ball

I'm a troublemaker, Never been a faker
Doing things my own way And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker, Not a double taker
I don't have The patience To keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar, What does that signify?
I'm gonna play Some heavy metal riffs And you will die
You wanted arts And crafts, How's this for arts And crafts
Wananana, That's right
I'm growing out my hair, I'm movin' out To Cherokee
I'm gonna be A rock star And you will go To bed with me
'Cos I can't work a job Like any other slob
Punch it in And punch it out And suckin' up to Bob

Marrying a bitch, Having 7 kids
Giving up and growing old and hoping There's a God

I'm a troublemaker, Never been a faker
Doing things my own way and never giving up
I'm a troublemaker, Not a double taker
I don't have The patience To keep it on the up

I'm gonna be a star and people Will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me and see If I am having a sex
In studying and my moves
They try To understand
Why I am so unlike The singers In the other bands

I'm such a mystery As anyone can see
There isn't Anybody else Exactly quite Like me'
And when It's party time Like 1999
I party by myself Because I'm such a special guy

I'm a troublemaker, Never been a faker
Doing things my own way And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker, Not a double taker
I don't have The patience To keep it on the up
(Keep it on the up)
I'm a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
I'm a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
I'm a troublemaker
Never giving up