y friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

FShe sits on her ass
A#He works his hands to the bone
FTo give her money every Cpayday
FBut she wants more dinero just to A#stay at home
FWell my friend, you Cgotta saFy


FI won't pay, I won't pay ya, A#No Way-ay-ay-ay
FNa na, why don't Cyou get a job?F 
FSay no way, say no way-ah, A#no way-ay-ay-ay
FNa na, why don't Cyou get a job?F 


FI guess all his money, well it A#isn't enough
FTo keep her bill collectors at Cbay
FI guess all his money, well it A#isn't enough
FCause that girl's got Cexpensive tasteF 


A#Well I guess it ain't easy
Doing nothing at Falllllllll ohhhh yeahhhh
A#But hey man free rides just don't
Come alGong every dayC 

(Let me tell you about my other friend now)


FMy friend's got a boyfriend
Man she A#hates that dick
FShe tells me every dayC 
FHe wants more dinero just to A#stay at home
FWell my friend, you Cgotta sayF 

FI won't give you no money, I'll aA#lways pay
FNa na, why don't Cyou get a job?F 
FSay no way, say no way-ah, A#no way-ay-ay-ay
F C END on F
Na na, why don't you get a job?