A bad little kid moved in to my neighbourhood,
He won't do nothing right, just a-sittin’ got to look so good.
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write.
Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night.
Well, he put thumb-tacks on teacher's chair
Put chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now, Junior, behave yourself!

Buys every rock and roll book on the magazine stand,
Every dime that he gets, oh, he's off to the jukebox man
Well, he worries that teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop,
From rockin’ and a rollin’, spinnin’ in a hula-hoop.
Well, his rock and roll has gotta stop,
Junior's head is hard as rock.
Now, Junior, behave yourself, Ah!

(guitar solo) Ah!

Gonna tell ya mamma, you'd better do what she said:
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head.
You shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighbour's cat.
You gave the cocker-spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat.
Well, ya mamma said it's gotta stop,
Junior's head is hard as a rock.
Now, Junior, behave yourself!
Ooo!