And the sign sayCs long haired freaky people neeAd not apply   G 
So I Dtuck my hair under my hAat and I went in to ask hGim why  A 
BmHe said you look like a fine outstanding young Gman, I think you'll do
So I took Doff my cap and said Aimagine that,  Gme working for yoAu


ref.
DSigns, signs, everywhCere signs        G 
DFuckin' up the scenery, messin' my miGnd
DDo this, don't do that     A 
Can't you read the sign?       C                    D 

And the sign read anybody caught tresspassing will be shot on site
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep mother nature in
If God were here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner

AAnd say now mister can't you read
 you gotta Ghave a shirt and tie to get aD seat
Dyou can't watch,  no you cant eat     A 
Gyou aint supposed to be here   D 


And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside

And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray
And they passed the plate at the end of it all
and I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign
It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine