a Dmlong ass fuckin' time ago,
In a Dmtown called Kickapoo,
There Amlived a humble family
ReAmligious through and through.
But Fyay there was a black sheep
And he Cknew just what to dGo.
His Dmname was young J.B. and he reDmfused to step in-line.
A Amvision he did see-eth
Fuckin' Amrockin' all the time.
He Fwrote a tasty jam and all the Cplanets did aGlign.


Oh the Amdragons balls were blazin' as I Cstepped into his cave,
Then I Gsliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a A#long and shiney blade!
'Twas AmI who fucked the dragon,
FuckalCize sing-fuckaloo!
And Gif you try to fuck with me,
Then A#I shall fuck you Atoo!  B  C 
CGotta get it on in the party zone!  A  A#   A  A#   A 
CI gots to shoot a load in the party zone! A  A#   A  A#   A 
CGotta lick a toad in the party zone!A  A#   A  A#   A 
CGotta suck a chode in the party zone! A  A#   A  A#   A 


And then there's a part where you do only:
        G  C RGepA#eatA# itD# tiA#ll the end of the Verse..

You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will brCing.