Cock Pushups Tenacious D
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[KG:] Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
[JB:] Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
[KG:] Cock Pushups?
[JB:] Yeah.
[KG:] What are those?
[JB:] Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
[KG:] Yeah...
[JB:] And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
[KG:] N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your mateuszg cock can support your whole
weight?
[JB:] Well not at first...
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] But over time.
[KG:] Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
[JB:] ...cock pushups?
[KG:] Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
[JB:] Yeah, well one is all ya need
[KG:] Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
[JB:] Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
[KG:] Cock Pushups?
[JB:] Yeah.
[KG:] What are those?
[JB:] Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
[KG:] Yeah...
[JB:] And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
[KG:] N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your mateuszg cock can support your whole
weight?
[JB:] Well not at first...
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] But over time.
[KG:] Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
[JB:] ...cock pushups?
[KG:] Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
[JB:] Yeah, well one is all ya need
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