F5Alcoholic kind of mood
lose my clothes, lose my lA#5ube
cruising for a piece of fA#5un 
looking out for number oF5ne
different partner every nF5ight
so narcotic outta siA#5ght
what a gas, wA#5hat a beautiful ass.

Refren:
F5And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
G#5got the muse in my head she's universal,
A#5spinnin' me round she's coming over meD5. 
F5And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
G#5got the muse in my head she's universal,
A#5spinnin' me round she's coming over me.D5  

Kind of buzz that lasts for days
had some help from insect ways
comes across all shy and coy
just another nancy boy.
Woman man or modern monkey
just another happy junkie
fifty pounds, press my button
going down.

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Does his makeup in his room
douse himself with cheap perfume
eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had
kind of guy who mates for life
gotta help him find a wife
we're a couple, when our bodies double.

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