one two three four five
and six beers later I was wild
I said baby
show me to the bed now

cus I´ve been sitting here since half past nine
been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
come on baby
do you feel the same huh?

cus I don´t want to end up being
a tragic heartbroken human being

five six seven eight
it´s twelve o clock and it´s getting late
come on
don´t you feel like going home

I´ll treat you good if you treat me bad
and I´ll give you the best lovin that you´ve ever had
shut up
and take me by the hand

cus I don´t want to end up being
a tragic heartbroken human being

and he said something like this:
sure babe, I´ll take you home
but in the morning you´ll be on your own again

and I said:
well honey that´s ok
and I don´t really care if you are straight or gay
as long as
you make my day

cus I´ve been sitting here since half past nine
been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
come on
show me the way

cus I don´t want to end up being
a tragic heartbroken human being