(Hello children, would you like to hear a story?
Well okay then, let me tell you the story about
one mothafucka, two mothafuckas, three mothafuckas, four mothafuckas
one mothafucka, two mothafuckas,three mothafuckas they were born to roll!)

Well I rock
And you roll
And I'm a stupid mothafucka
goin outta control
Imma break the english language
with my four letter flow
I know you fucking hate it
that's what I'm paid for

Cuz I roll
and you rock
and if you don't fuckin' like it
you can suck on my cock
You want to get down
I'm on fuck patrol
the lights are on but
nobody's home

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you?
You better just admit it cuz you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado
Because

(Oooh-oh-oh-oh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards
(x2)

[Oh my! They're having quite some adventure!
Let's turn the page and see what the fuck they do next]

Cuz I'm hard
and you're soft
I'm not only the client but I'm also the boss
Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
I'm a hit rock bottom with a round of applause

Cuz I'm soft
and you're hard
and I'm the pussy wussy bugle boy from company retard
I shoulda quit this shit long ago
But I can't say no to all the fuckin' dough

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you?
You better just admit it cuz you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado
Because

(Oooh-oh-oh-oh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards
(x2)

[Oh my goodness!]

Just when I thought I was out
they pull me back in (x8)

(Oooh-oh-oh-oh)
I go about things the wrong way baby (x3)
Ass backwards

(Well, that's all for now, Good night, stupid children)