It's an age-old conversation

That is changing with the times.

But it's oh, so complicated

If your mother is like mine

All that she wants are the stars and the moon

A son with a wife and a big living room

All she wants

Is another little special arrangement

A peculiar engagement

Got the truth and wife that’s respectable

To avoid any spectacle

It’s another simple solution
For my mother’s delusion
Get her some adorable pictures done
For her mother in Lebanon

All that she wants (All she wants)
All that she wants
All that she wants (All she wants)
All that she wants
All that she wants (All she wants)
All that she wants
Is another son

To be clear, I'm not a hater
and my wife, I like her too
Let's be honest with each other
There's some things we always knew
All that she wants is the sun and the moon
The call of the wild and a big silver spoon

All she wants
Is another little special arrangement
A financial engagement
Social standing is stable
But no kids on the table
Just a little harmless diversion
An acceptable version
But I know my heart is in peril
Made a deal with the devil

All that she wants (All she wants)

All she wants

All she wants

All she wants

All she wants is another son



Oh it seems I was mistaken

Heaven knows just what I’ve done

All these hateful conversations
Are not helping anyone

My dear wife I have to leave you

There is nothing you can say

You can keep the house without me

Oh they’re better off this way



All she wants

All she wants

All she wants

All she wants

All she wants is another son