If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty then we'll elope in vegas and we'll have some bratty babies
you were just read the riot act, fact is I never forgot the pact
if you got a fall back plan understand there's a chance that you are gonna fall back
holy moly matrimony you know that it's all bologna (boloney)
stick a ring on my middle finger and call it macaroni
they expiration date has passed, and we're both still single stressin about how the boat is sinkin come on and bail me out, seems like you and me got more in common than we think maybe we're meant to be, baby we can't commit to anybody

so lets get married even though you don't believe in the institution there are tax benefits, lets get married just to get you a green card american citizenship
we'll treat it like a business yup I'm such a romantic

you can deal with my family you put up with my moodiness my anziety disorder and my pms PMS!
I think your mom is cool my dad's got a man crush on you and my brothers too, think about all the tax deductions with the IRS
I learned my lesson well on my last vacation, paddling alone in a kayak for one trying to keep up with the couples I was suffering from exhaustion questioning why I'm terminally single is not fun

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we had to spread our wings to get a taste of life didn't wanna let you go, but I didn't wanna hold you back, we knew that deep down inside we'd always love each other so we made the pact

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if none of us are married by the time we hit thirty then we'll elope in vegas and we'll have some bratty babies
you can really cook somethin up, you were born in europe if we ever need to flee this country, you got the hook up
it's time for me to settle down time to kick the heels off but I aint ever gonna move to LA, so the deals off