I kissed more than a couple of frogs still haven't found my prince don't know where he been, don't know how to begin the more I think about it, I start to wonder if I'm jinxed, c'mon sing it with me

bom bom bom bom bom

But even a girl like me can believe int a fantasy, cinderella story so channel your inner george clooney and charm me disarm me baby I don't even care if you harm me, don't give me that "you're just a delusional girl" speech you're lookin right at the choir while you preach ah can't we just pretend we live in the old world where women were women and men were men

I'm sorry to say there's no guarantee i'll find the perfect fish in the sea K I S S- ing under the tree baby maybe there's no fairytale ending for me

Tell me the name of my sweetheart strawberry shortcake cream on top,
fix me up a remedy like chocolat whip me up somethin tasty somethin hot
why can't you be more like johnny depp put a little pep in my step what the heck at this point I'll settle for shrek or a sexy pale vampire to bite my neck mirror mirror on the wall who's the most desperate of them all

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SOS I'm a damsel in distress get me out of this mess and we can live so happily ever after

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