Song:All In the Family
Tuning:Whole Step Down (DGCFAD)
Transcribed By:Nick Furnier (NickPF111@aol.com)

Fig1 (Chorus and Intro/Outro riff)
Both Guitars
A F# A F C
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|-9-9--10--9-9--9--10--|
|-9-9--9---9-9--8--9---|
|-7-7------7-7-----8---|

Fig2 (Fred's Verse riff)
|-19-18-------17-16-----|
|-------17-16-------15--|
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Fig3 (Jon's Verse riff)
|-9----15----|
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Fig1
Deep Voice: Whatever amigo...say what, say what...
Fig1
My dick is bigger than yours...My amp is bigger than yours...

Fig2
Fred: Too bad I got your beans in my bag,
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Stuck-up sucker, KoRny mutherfucker.
Fig2
Taking overflows is the limp-pimp,
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Need the bizkit to save this group from Jon Davis.
Fig2
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill,
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Ya best step back cuz I'm a kill, I'm a kill.
Fig2
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man,
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Doin all you can to look like Raggedy Anne.

Fig3 B B B B B
Jon: I'll check you out punk, yes I know you feel it.
Fig3 B B B B B
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video,
Fig3 B B B
You little faggot ho.
Fig3 B B B B B
Please give me some shit to wreck with,
Fig3 B B B B
Cuz right now I'm a lick kid,
Fig3 B B B B B
Suck my dick kid, like your daddy did.

Fig2
Fred: Who the fuck you think you're talking to
Jon: Me
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Fred: I'm over eating little whiny chumps like you.
Jon: Whatever.
Fig2
Fred: All up in my face with that:
Jon: Are you ready?!?
Fig2
Fred: The halitosis, is all you're rocking steady.
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You little fairy, smelling all your flowers.
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Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers.
Jon: Ah yeah baby! (Austin Powers impression)
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Fred: I hear ya tootin on them fag-pipes lad,
Fig2
But you said it best, There's No Place to Hide.

Fig3 B B B B
Jon: What the fuck you saying,
Fig3 B B B B
You're a pimp whatever, limp dick.
Fig3 B B B B B
Fred just needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying.
Fig3 B B B B B
Wannabe funkdoobiest when you're playing.
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Rippin off a band counterfeit fakin.
Fig3 B B B B
Plus your bills I'm paying,
Fig3 B B B B B
You can't eat that shit every day Fred.

Lay off the bacon.
Fred: You better watch your fucking mouth Jon.

Fig1
So you hate me...
Fig1
Fred: And I hate you...
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Jon: You know what, you know what...It's all in the family...

Fig3 B B B B B
Jon: Look at you fool, I'm gonna buck you up twice
Fig3 B B B B B,
Throwin rhymes at me like, oh shit, Vanilla Ice..
Fig3 B B B B B
Ya better run run while ya can,
Fig3 B B B B
You never bucked me up.
Fig3 B B B B B
At least I've got a phat, original band.

Fig2
Fred: Who's hot, who's not?
Jon: You.
Fig2
Fred: You best step back, KoRn on the cob,
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You need a new job.
Fig2
Time to take the mic skills,
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Back to the dentist,
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And buy yourself a new grill.
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You're pumpkin pie,
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I'll jack-off in your eye.
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Climbing shoots and ladders,
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While your ego shatters.
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But you just can't get away.
Jon: Get a gay??
Fig2
Fred: Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

Fig1
Chorus

Fig2
Fred: You call yourself a singer,
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You're more like Jerry Springer
Jon: Cool!
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Your favorite band is winger.
Jon: Winger??
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Fred: and all you eat is Zingers.
Jon: Zingers!
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You like a fruity pebble,
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Your favorite flag is Rebel
Jon: Yeehaa (Hillbilly Impression)
Fig2
Fred: It's just to bad that you're a fag,
And on a lower level.

Fig3 B B B B B
Jon: So you're from Jacksonville.
Fig3 B B B B B
Kickin' it like Buffalo Bill.
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Gettin butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck,
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While your sister's on her knees
Fig3 B B B B B
Waiting for your fucking nut.

Fred: Where d'ya get that little dance,
Is that from the idiots in Waco,
You're burning up in Bako,
Where your father had your mother,
Your mother had your brother,
Your sister's bad
Your father's mad
Your mother's now your lover.

Fig2 B B B B
Jon: Come on Hillbilly.
Fig2 B B B B B
Can your horse do a fucking wheelie,
Fig2 B B B B B
You love it down south, and boy...
Fig2 B B B B B
You've sure do got a purdy (pretty) mouth...

Fig1
Chorus...
Fig1
Jon: and I love you...
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Fred: and I want you...
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Jon: and I'll suck you...
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Fred: and I'll fuck you...
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Jon: and I'll butt-fuck you...
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Fred: and I'll eat you...
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Jon: and I'll lick your little dick...muther fucker
Fred: Say what?? Say what??

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