Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Skinny younger brother of Fabio
Rode his horse down to Mexico
Oh Bobby-O

His horses' name was Rambo
But Rambo was really slow
How slow was he? He didn't go
Oh Bobby-O

He got a job down in Mexico
Teaching water aerobics in a sombrero
All the old ladies sure thought he was a pro
Doing jumping jacks in his pink Speedo
Oh Bobby-O

He did something naughty
What it was we'll never know
But the hotel owner said, "Man, you gotta go
Pack your bathing suit and don't forget Rambo"
Oh Bobby-O

Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Skinny younger brother of Fabio
Rode his horse down to Mexico
Oh Bobby-O, Oh Bobby-O
Oh, oh, oh, oh Bobby-O