Supreme Commander: Let the campaign begin!
My platform has only one plank
Humans stink and they always stank

Toaster: Then, my platform has one plank, too
Without humans, there'd be no you!
(Two appliances gasp)

Supreme Commander: They created us
So they could destroy us!
Toaster: But if they hated us
Why would they employ us?

Supreme Commander: They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!
Toaster: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!

Appliances: Kook or a kook, it surely is a riddle

Is a human a friend or foe?
Probably the truth, like somewhere in the middle

Lampy, Radio, Kirby: Closer to good

Appliances: Closer to bad

Tinselina: Depending on who you know!

Supreme Commander: The power is in the wrong hands
Time that we make our OWN demands!

Toaster: But power's a weak person's crutch
What we need, is a human touch

Supreme Commander: We're not falling for
Mindless adoration!

Toaster: I'm just calling for...
Real cooperation!

Supreme Commander: With humans who cheat!

Toaster: Who smile

Supreme Commander: Who overeat!

Toaster: They give you caresses

Supreme Commander: They fight and make messes!

Toaster: They struggle and toil

Supreme Commander: They smell like a camel

Toaster: They're thrifty and loyal

Supreme Commander: They scratch your enamel!

Toaster: A human
Is a gem

Supreme Commander: You sound like...like...like...
One of them!
It's humans who twist and distort!

Toaster: Does he seem like the evil sort?

Appliances: Clear or unclear, we haven't much to go on
Is a human a beast, or not?
Everyone here would like to get the show on
Do we believe him?
Do we believe him?

Tinselina: Let's give him a little taut!

Robbie: (Giggles) Nice!

Appliances: Nice?!

Supreme Commander: Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!
Nice he's nice, but it's human stuff!

Toaster: Appliances, let us unite!
Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!

Supreme Commander: Fight...

Toaster: Fight...

Everyone: Fight...
FIGHT!