Another Monday morning
A pot of coffee
You never throw a change-up...
God bless the good caffeine
As the one accepted demon
You're never letting go of...

A smile on your face
befits your place
MTV's the running joke that everybody knows...
We have our little ways
To waste our days...
Light, urban, terrorism.
we're burning the new gods.

Page me Wolverine. page me Wolverine. page me Wolverine
You're welcome to my machine! (x2)

Take up all your free time
Listening to b-sides
And find a new messiah...
We're mixing the solution,
Calling it cold fusion
Tell me, can you dig that?...

Starting out ascent
We then begin
We're only getting higher...
Tell someone to speak up of
What we're in need of
The warriors killed cyrus
Blaming it off on me...

Page me Wolverine. page me Wolverine. page me Wolverine
You're welcome to my machine! (x10)