There's some stuff on my shoe, that's got nothing to do
with the places you think that I've been
And the stuff on my breath, isn't some kiss of death
from the people you think, I've been seeing

Could I please be excused? I'm very confused
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something

Though you probably forget, there's a place that we met
When we first started lying at night
It was good on the car, you would go pretty far
And you seemed like you wanted a fight

Could I please be excused? I'm very confused
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something

There's a star in the sky, it's caught my eye
And I'm sure that I've seen it before
It was quite long ago and we stood in the snow
But I can't recall where anymore

Could I please be excused? I'm very confused
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something