[Zwrotka 1]
What is it abAout them?
I must be missing sEomething
They just keep doing Bmnothing
Too intoxiDmcated to be scared
Better off witAhout them
They're nothing but unstEable
Bring ashtrays to the taBmble
And that's about the onDmly thing they share


[Refren]
I'mF#m in their second F+ hand smoke
SAtill just drinking cB/D#anned Coke
Bm N.C
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
On F#mdesignated F+ drives home
OAnly one who's noB/D#t stoned
Bm N.C
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever


[Interlude]

Can you check your Uber rating? Oh my god

(And it's like, wait, like, when?)


[Zwrotka 2]
Wakin' up at sAundown (Ooh)
They're late to everEy party (Ooh)
Nobody's ever Bmsorry (Ooh)
Too inebriated Dmnow to dance
Morning as they Acome down (Come down)
Their pretty heads arEe hurting (Hurting)
They're awfully bad at Bmlearning (Learning)
Make the same Dmmistakes, blame circumstance


[Refren]
F#mI'm in their second F+ hand smoke
SAtill just drinking B/D#canned Coke
Bm N.C
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
F#mOn designated F+ drives home
OAnly one who's B/D#not stoned
BmDon't give me a Xanny, now or EeverE7  


[Bridge]
PBmlease don't try to kiss me on the sEidewaE7lk
On your cigF#marette breF+ ak     A    D#-      
I Bmcan't afford to love someonEe
Who E7isn't dying F#mby mistF+ ake in ASilver LD#- ake  
Bm E


[Outro]
What is it about them?A 
I must be missing somethingE 
They just keep doin' nothingBm  
N.C
Too intoxicated to be scared
HAmm, Ehmm
BmHmm, F#mmmm, F+ mmm, mAmm, mmm
CAome down
HEurting
BmLearF+ ning