Michael in the bathroom Be more chill
Lyrics and ukulele chords
A
I am hanging iB
n the bathrooA
m at the bB
iggest pA
arty of C#m
the fallA
I could stay right hB
ere or disappear A
B
and nobody'd evenA
notice at aE
llA
I'm a creepeB
r in a bathA
room cause B
my buddyC#m
kinda left me aloneA
but i'd B
rather fA
ake pee than stand awkwardlyB
and pretA
end to check aB
text oE
n my phoneG#m
Everything felt fineB
when I wE/B
as half ofB
a pairG#m
and through no fault of mineA
there'sB
no other half thereNow I'm just
E
Michael in the bathroomB
C#m
Michael A
in theE
bathroom at a partyB
Forget how long its beenE
I'm just Michael in theB
bathroomC#m
Michael inA
the bG#m
athroom at a partyA
No, you canB
't come inA
I'm waiting it oB
ut 'til it's time I leaveC#m
and picking at groF#7
ut while I softly grieveI'm just
E/B
Michael wG#7
ho you don't knowC#m
MichaelF#7
flying soloA
Michael B
in thA
e bathroom by himselfB
All byA
himsB
elfA
I am hiding,B
butA
he's out thereB
JusA
t iB
gnoC#m
ring all our historyA
MemoB
ries get erasedA
TheB
n I'll get replacedA
With a B
newer cooler verE
sion of meG#m
And I hear a drunk girlB
Singing along to Whitney through the door"I wanna dance with somebody!"
G#m
And my feelings sinkCause it makes me think
A
Now there's no one to make B
fun of drunk girls with anymorenow its just
E
Michael in the baB
throomC#m
Michael in the bA
athroom at aE
partyB
I have regret the beersE
Michael in theB
bathroomC#
Michael inA
the bathroG#m
om at a partyA
As I choke backB
the tearsA
I'll wait as long as I needB
'Til my face is dryC#m
Or I'll just blame it on weedF#7
Or something in my eyeI'm just
E
Michael who yG#7
ou don't knowC#m
Michael flyiF#7
n' soloMich
A
ael in the B
bathroom by himA
selB
f A
B
A
Knock, B
knock, knock, knockA
They'reB
gonna start to shout soonA
Knock, B
knock, knock, knockA
Ah hellB
yeah I'll be out soonA
Knock, B
knock, knock, knockA#
It sucks he lC7
eft me here aloneA#
Knock, knock,C7
knock, knockA#
Here in this C7
teenage battlezoneA#
Clang, clang,C7
clang, clangC
I feel the prD7
essure blowing upC
Bang, bang, bD7
ang, bangC#
My big mistaD#7
ke was showing upC#
Splash, splaD#7
sh, splash, splashC#
I throw someD#7
water in my faceC#m
And I am in a better placeF#
I go to open up the doorA
But I caB
n't hear knockingAnymore
G#m
And I can't help but yearnB
For a different timeG#m
But then I look in the mirrorAnd the present is clearer
A
And there's no denyingB
I'm justE
B
C#m
A
E
... at a partyA
Is there a saddB
er sightE
mmmmmmmmmmB
C#m
Michael in tA
he bathrB
oom at a partyA/B
This is a heinous nightA
I wish I stayed at home in bedB
Watching cable pornC#m
Or wish I offed myself insteadF#7
Wish I was never bornE/B
I'm just MichaelWho's a loner
C#m
He must F#7
be a stonerE
RideG#7
s a PT CruiserC#m
God he's F#7
such a loserE
MichaG#7
el flying soloC#m
Who you thF#7
ink that you knowA
MichaelB
in the bathroom by himseA
lf B
A
B
All bA
y hiB
mselfA
B
All bA
y hB
imselA
f B
A
WheB
n all you know about meA
is B
my nameF#m
Awesome partyB
I'm so glaE
d I came
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