Gi got a blue and red
adidas bag Dhumonges binder
Ci told my best friend

i was the best of miner niner's
Gand when i joined the football team
to Dprove that i'm a man
i Cgeuss i sholdn't have told them

that i like duran duran
Gthis is me in grade D9 baby
Cthis is me in grade 9
( this is me in grade 9 )

GIf I Dhad a $100000C90 
(If I had a $1000000)
GI'd Dbuy you a C9house
(I would buy you a house)
GIf I Dhad a $100000C90 
(If I had a $1000000)
GI'd buy you Dfurniture for your C9house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
GAnd if I Dhad a $100000C90 
(If I had a $1000000)
GI'd Dbuy you a C9K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
GIf I Dhad $10000C900 I'd buy your loDve.

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we?d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That?s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000
I?d buy your love

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich