We’re so young and pretty, we’re so young and clean
So many things that we have never seen
Let’s move from Ohio, sell this dam’ old store
Big Apple dreamin’ on a wooden floor
Skyscrapers and subways and stations
Staring up at the United Nations

New York is waiting for you and me, baby
Waiting to swallow us down
New York, we’re coming to see what you’re made of
Are you as great as you sound

Heard about them massages, and all those dirty shows
I read somewhere some places never close
While we waste time on yokels, comin’ through the door
Big Apple dreamin’ on a wooden floor

Skyscrapers and subways and stations
Staring up at the United Nations

New York is waiting for you and me, baby
Waiting to swallow us down
New York, we’re coming to see what you’re made of
Are you as great as you sound

New York is waiting for you and me, baby
Waiting to swallow us down
New York, we’re coming to see what you’re made of
Are you as tough as you sound

Oh, New York is waiting for you and me, baby
Waiting to swallow us down, whoo-oo
New York, we’re coming, to see what you’re made of
Are you as tough as you sound

Yeah, New York is waiting, baby
Waiting to swallow us down,
New York, we’re coming, see what you’re made of
You can’t be as tough as you sound

Oh, New York, you and me, baby
Waiting to swallow us down,
New York, we’re coming see what you’re made of
Are you as great as you sound

Oh, New York, Oh, New York we’re coming
Oh, we’re coming to see what you’re made of
Oh, you can’t be as tough as you sound
Me and my baby, we’re coming
Oh, we’re coming

They’re waiting for you and me, baby
Oh... (Fading out dialog?)