ALANIS MORISETTE
from the album \'jagged little pill\'


an F#old Bman F#turned ninety-G#meight
he won the F#lotteBry and F#died the next G#mday
it\'s aF# blackB fly in yourF# chardG#monnay
it\'s aF# death rowB pardon twoF# minutes toG#m late

isn\'t it F#ironiBc... don\'t youF# thinkG#m   

<> it\'s like rF#ainB on your wF#edding dG#may 
           it\'s a freeF# riBde when you\'vF#e alreadG#my paid
           it\'s the goodF# adviBce that youF# just didn\'G#mt take
           Awho would have G#mthought... it F#figures

mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly
he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
he waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn\'t this nice..."

and isn\'t itF# ironiBc... don\'t yoF#u thinkG#m?  

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well Blife has a funny way of sneaking F#up on you
when you think everything is okay and G#meverything\'s going right
and lBife has a funny way of helping yF#ou out when
you think everything\'s gone wrong andG#m everything blows up in your face


a traffic jam when you are already late
a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
it\'s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
it\'s like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife

and isn\'t itF# ironicB... don\'t yoF#u think?G#m   
a little too F#ironic.B.. and yeah i F#really do think.G#m.. 

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lBife has a funny way of sneaking up on F#you
lBife has a funny, funny wayF# of helping you oBut -- helping you out