Frank wont be coming in today, Joe.. or tomorrow.
Frank quit, bought a goat farm..moved to Ukiah."

"I like really big tits. I like really big tits.
Reading pornos, watchin' girly shows, takin' off their clothes.
I like watchin' gay men fight. I like watchin' gay men fight.
Walk like a macho man, love Hulk Hogan, love the slogan.
"Hulk rules!"
I'm just God's gift to Earth. I'm just God's gift to Earth.
Walkin' in a strut 'cross the side of the bar, drivin' a chevy truck.

You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up eat and live and breath dregs-
I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A.

I've been tryin' to be a man. I'm just tryin' to be a man.
Drink from dawn to night, lookin’ for a fight, makes everything alright.
I like really big tits. I like really big tits
I think I’ll look up to all the girls, a slut might just beat me up.

You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up, even though I’ve got three ???-
I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A.

You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up, eat and live and breath dregs-
I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A.

We'll shiiiit."